"If looks could really kill, then my profession would be staring." Jesse Lacey sings it, but Frank Solich personifies it...
Look at those eyes, two vacuous black holes of carnage. When The Man stares beings die, and no one is exempt from his scorn. Even RAWRCATZ! faithful should be terrified of the wrath of King Solich. Thankfully he does not turn his gaze of annihilation our way.
Here's a list of just some of the things that Frank Solich has killed with his eyes:
Tara Reid's career
The edible part of the Donner Party
QPR's chances of ever being promoted to the EPL
Rock Hudson's heterosexuality
The Predator in Predator 2
(If you really think that Danny Glover is capable of killing a Predator then you are out of your mind)
Soon added to the list: Marshall.